Song Parodies -> "Vegans Don't Get Gout"

Original Song Title:

"We Can Work It Out"

Original Performer:

"Vegans Don't Get Gout"

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The Lyrics

Try to see it my way
Do I have to keep on showing research all day long?
While you see it your way
run the risk of growing that old cancer in your lungs
Vegans Don't Get Gout
Vegans Don't Get Gout

Think of what you're saying
You've got it wrong but you keep thinking that you're right
Think of what I'm saying
Work your illness out, get your health straight & your look bright
Vegans Don't Get Gout
Vegans Don't Get Gout

Life tends to be short when you eat grime
and pus from dairy & hens
I have always thought that meat's a crime
So I will ask you once again

Try to see it my way
Time will tell that i am right and you are wrong
While you see it your way
There's a chance you'll have a heart attack before too long
Vegans Don't Get Gout
Vegans Don't Get Gout

Life tends to be short when you eat grime
and pus from dairy & hens
I have always thought that meat's a crime
So I will ask you once again

Try to see it my way
Time will tell that i am right and you are wrong
While you see it your way
There's a chance you'll have a massive stroke before too long
Vegans Don't Get Gout
Vegans Don't Get Gout

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Carnivore - October 17, 2014 - Report this comment

No, Vegans just lack iron and look like pasty skin emaciated zombies! Give it a rest already. 2s

2Eagle - October 18, 2014 - Report this comment

The meat freaks are such die hards. I'm a vegetarian, but I'm living proof that is no guarantee you won't have gout. Your symptoms are less severe.

vegan minstrel - October 19, 2014 - Report this comment

To the carnivore, there is evidence that heme iron (the type in animal products) is a pro-oxidant and bad for humans. To the vegetarian with gout, are you eating eggs & dairy? A study showed that plant sources of purines do not cause gout. PS: audio for this parody is at bit.ly/vegans-dont-get-gout

Anti-Vegan - October 20, 2014 - Report this comment

Do you ever notice that the bodybuilders and other fitness advocates eat meat? And so do many models of both sexes and athletes. Most people have common sense and are omnivores. Vegans tend to be atheistic rabbit food eating underweight green tree huggers or cult Seventh Day Adventists following Ellen White's teachings. Get a life and stop force-feeding us endless vegan rubbish. Everything in moderation, meat is fine just as red wine is. If you choose to be Vegan, more power to you but leave others alone. Most doctors aren't Vegans. That should tell you something right there!

Vegan - October 29, 2014 - Report this comment

Great song, hopefully one day people will wake up and realise most health problems are related to animal products. I know lots of healthy even some fat vegans so no we are not skinny tree hugging people... meat eaters are such bullies.

Morty the Messianic Jew - October 29, 2014 - Report this comment

Oh please, spare us more Vegan nonsense. Common sense tells us humans to consume a varied diet and exercise daily (ie burn more calories than you take in). In the Garden, Adam & Eve most likely ate fruits, veggies, and nuts, drank water. But by Jesus' time (post Fall) even he ate meat (according to the Festivals) and drank wine. He and the disciples also ate a lot of fish they caught. Jewish dietary law allows meat, so get off the soapbox about Veganism. Jesus had lamb. Sounds good to me!

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