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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Go Vegan"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Go Vegan"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

Oh yeah, i will tell you something
I hope you'll understand
When i say that something
i wanna go vegan
i wanna go vegan
i wanna go vegan

I please to eat veggies
over & over again
Veggies are driving me
to wanna go vegan
God help me go vegan
i wanna go vegan

And when i eat fruit i feel healthy
inside
It's such a feeling for my bowels,
crap can't hide
crap can't hide
crap can't hide

Yeah, fruit has got that something
I know you'll understand
When i taste that something
i wanna go vegan
i wanna go vegan
i wanna go vegan

And when i eat fruit i feel healthy
inside
It's such a healing for my bowels,
crap can't hide
crap can't hide
crap can't hide

Yeah, fruit has got that something
I know you'll understand
When i taste that something
i wanna go vegan
i wanna go vegan
i wanna go vegan
i wanna go vegan
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Susanna Viljanen - September 10, 2014 - Report this comment
If I lived 30 latitudes more south where I live, I'd probably go vegan as well. Here in Helsinki, Finland (60 deg N) the vegetables grow poorly due to climate and soil, and they simply do not provide all the protein and other nutrients I need, so I have to extend my diet with fish, dairy products and seafood. But I agree roots, legumes and fruits are good for health.
Patrick - September 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Humans have adapted to living in all parts of the planet and seem to thrive on whatever food is available. With modern transportation, the variety one can eat is expanded beyond what is grown or raised locally. Also, I believe individuals vary in their tastes and reactions to certain foods. What may be good for some is not for others. The goal is to find out what works best for you and not to listen to all the contradictory "experts".
vegan minstrel - October 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Audio for this now at bit.ly/i-wanna-go-vegan

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