You say it’s your wurst day?
It’s my wurst day too, yum!
Today is our wurst day;
we’re gonna have a good dine.
Some snacks for our wurst day—
bratty wurst day to you!

Yes, we’re going to a carne party,
yes, we are going to chow down hearty,
yes, we’re going to a carne party.

We will have a repast (wurst day)
and it will be a blast (wurst day).
I hope long it will last:
wurst-day blast.

This is nothing like Spam (wurst day);
down a plateful I’ll slam (wurst day);
in my craw I will cram
wurst, way crammed.

You say it’s your wurst day?
It’s my wurst day too, yum
Swell! we’ll taste lots of wurst—yay!
and chase it down with good wine.
I’m happy on wurst day.
Grab-a-wurst-day to you.