You say it’s your surf day?
It’s my surf day too, yeah.
We’ll play on our surf day;
we’re goin’ through the pipeline.
It’s rad it’s our surf day—
happy surf day to you.

First we are goin’ to a beach party.
then put on our wetsuits—lookin’ smarty;
designs on our boards are lookin’ arty.

I think I’ll take a chance (surf day):
do a walk-the-nose dance (surf day);
to the beach I will glance. . .
surf-day chance

The pro’s may look askance (surf day)
as on the board I prance (surf day)
moon me, drop their swim pants. . .
shirk their pants.

I play on my day;
I’m a surf-day fool, yeah.
Swells tricks play on my surf day—
I’m drowning in the pipeline.
I’m dragged down on surf day.
Sadly, hearse day ensues.