You say it’s your shirk day?
It’s my shirk day too, yeah.
It’s stray from our work day—
we’re gonna have a good time.
I’m sad on a work day.
Happy shirk day—woo-hoo!

We’re gonna have a no-travail party;
we will have a ditch-job-and-bail party.
Let’s make it a ganja-and-ale party.

Take it when there’s a chance (shirk day);
at the clock do not glance (shirk day).
There’s no corporate dance.
Work day—sans!

I have alternate plans (shirk day);
I’m one of its huge fans: shirk day.
I’ll throw on my Ray-Bans.
Shirk-day fan.

It’s playtime on shirk day.
Swell, it’s shirk day let’s do, yeah!
Away-from-work shirk day,
we’re gonna have a good time.
I’m glad on a shirk day—
absent-work day to you!