Guy ain’t Janus-faced—
On that gent, only two sides placed.
Guy won’t relent
In his pandering spree;
He’s multi-FACEted, we see.
His bent:
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

The guy is pro-choice one day;
The next, he’s for the pro-life way,
That’s because there is nothing there;
His maw is naught but an empty air vent. . .
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

Romney, this is Mitt Romney,
And he is promis-ing everything.

I have never known a guy like this.
He will intone free-market bliss
After he led the fight
For health care that’s more than a mite like his:
Oba-ba-ba-ba-bama’s.

Romney, this is Mitt Romney,
And he will promise you anything.

Guy has got a face
For every time and every place.
Guy won’t relent
In his pandering spree;
So multi-FACEted is he
Intent?
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Romney, this is Mitt Romney
And he will promise you everything.

So, glomming is Romney, glomming
On all; says nothing
In everything.