Song Parodies -> "Antihistamine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

"Antihistamine"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

There are several ways to pronounce antihistamine. I am using the AN-tee-HISS-ta-MEEN pronunciation.
Note that in the conversation bridge, the name Zyrtec is used. Zyrtec (ZUR-tek) is the brand name of an over the counter antihistamine.

Bless me Father, for I have sneezed.

In the wind,
A hell is borne
Breeding clan
Who pummel me
And they rob
Me of my life
Pods’ll prod
The histamines

So I swelled,
And eyes did run
I would sneeze
A stream of green
Now I sweetly
Breathe with ease
Love my anti-
Histamines

Nose can breathe with an
Antihistamine
Stops unseemly scene
Antihistamine
Fixed my leak with an
Antihistamine
Keeps the sinus clean
Antihistamine

And my pets,
Whom I adore
Leaving allergens,
Dander pour
And the glands
Begin to chafe

(various animal sounds)

Life’s okay with an
Antihistamine
Breathing is relieved
Antihistamine
Pets can stay cos of
Antihistamine
Nose is now redeemed
Antihistamine

(Stop leak in head, Mr. Zyrtic
Stop leak in head
Stopped leak over here, Zyr.
What’s the weather? What’s the weather?
Count high, sir. Higher.
Swollen, swollen!)

When you live
A life of sneeze
(Bless you please)
Not a one of us
(Thatsa none of us)
Love pollen breeze
(From sleazy trees)
What to do
(When achoo)
In season green
(Flee the scene?)
Grab my anti
(Handy dandy)
Histamine
(Brings relief…yee haa!)

Life’s more grand with an
Antihistamine
Keeps my world serene
Antihistamine
Nose gets hand with an
Antihistamine
Nasal med supreme
Antihistamine

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For another take on allergies, see my other parody: Pollen's in the Air.

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Patrick - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

I knose where you comin' from. I'm plagued with this problem all year round. Sounds like you found something that works. I should be so lucky. A funny song.

alvin - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

that's hilarious....and paced perfectly...fun read

AFW - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

This parody is nothing to sneeze at..clever theme use of a nasty condition...that affects a lot of us...

WarrenB - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks all. I know this problem very well, and should probably own stock in a pharmaceutical company. But I'd gladly trade any stock options for a cure.

MasonR - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment

Perfect pacing, witty, funny. Bra...achoo!...vo!

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