ANOTHER GUY

For she has got another guy another guy

She’s taking today to go with some other dude
She went off to play him and I think that it’s so rude
I’m number two and and I don’t like when I get dumped
For she has got another guy, another guy

I may be the dimmest bulb but I’m not really deaf
When we go out dining in style she texts her BF
I get so jealous, boy, I wish that boy she’d drop
For she has got another guy, another guy

And she thinks we’ll all be friends
She wants a three-way
Burns candles at both ends

I ain’t really gay but I sure love her a lot
All I can do is try to give her all I got
I’m just a tool so about it I’ll be big
For he has got another guy another guy

And she thinks we’ll “poly” be
Give her a coin
So it’s either him or me!

I’m here to say that I’ll give her a choice
And if she delays I might just raise up my voice
And though it’s cruel I’ll give her one more year to pick!
For she has got another guy, another guy