Michelle, quite swell--
Biceps’ girth suggests she hefts dumbbells
Very well.

Michelle, très belle,
Hautes les choses qui sont en son ensemble.
Chic, son ensemble.
[Her chic ensemble is haute couture]

They love you, they love you, they love you,
Enough they cannot say
’bout what you wear today.
Sarkozy: snark mots [words] he chirps not at all;
He’ll kiss her hand:

“Michelle, très belle,
Laura n’avait pas une telle ensemble,
Gauche, son ensemble.”
[Laura didn’t sport such chic clothes; her ensembles were gauche]

They need you, they need you, they feed, too,
They feed in a frenzy
Each time your threads they see.
They’re billing you as Jackie II,
A true fashion queen.

They love you. . . .

They want to, they want to, they want to
Paint you as non-Hausfrau.
You smile and they kowtow.
You’re thrilling to the scriv’ning crew,
That fourth estate band.

Michelle, très belle
Est elle avec son ménage d’enfants.
Qu’est ce qu’elles mangent?
[She’s beautiful with her brood. What’s on their menu today?]

Why they bray so many words RE: you,
I don’t understand.
Why, Michelle?