Uh, dude, please, more!!

Let me sell you a senate seat;
You just give me a money treat.

'cause I'm the bagman.
Yeah, I'm the Blagman.

Though my percentage might appall,
It's 'cause I'm nuts and have got gall.

'cause I'm the bagman,
Yeah, I'm the Blagman.

Yes, I drive a hard
Bargain; I'll beat
Out of you, the shit. . .
I'm not replete
With much gelt and gold.
Next time we meet,
You had better grovel
At my feet.

Swag, man!

'cause I'm the swag-man,
Yeah, I'm the Blagman.

Don't ask me what I want it for
(Bagman. Gimme millions!)
'cause soon you'll have to pay me more
(Swag, man, to bequeath)

'cause I'm the Bagman,
Yeah, I'm the swag-man.

Just fine is ice from diamond mine
(Swag, man!)
Beware: you hold out, I'll malign
(Nagman)

'cause I'm the nagman
Bleep-bleep-bleep! Rag-man.

Give me perks and you're OK by me!
(Bagman)