I'd yell and cry sinkin' in my teeth
Even tryin' way overcooked leeks

I'm crowned (my teeth are crowned)
They're crowned (they all were brown)
I'm crowned (my teeth are crowned)

Now when I laugh, it'll show they're crowned
Now when I quaff, drinks go pain-free down

Gums weren't pink, showing sings of decay
Spat in sink, matter splattered was gray

I'm crowned (my teeth are crowned)
They're crowned (they were unsound)
I'm crowned (they're sheathed in crowns)

Now when I laugh, folks don't turn around,
Now I can gaff overcooked top round.

Gnaw on a bone of a freshly killed elk
Hard as stone or the shell of a whelk

I'm crowned (my teeth are crowned)
They're crowned (I now bite down)
On Mounds (sweets by the pound)

Now I chew chaff from wheat grown in ground
I can chew taff-y and teeth rebound

Hard as stone, they bite down (because they're crowned)
Hard as bone, they bite down (because they're crowned)
My teeth are crowned (not weak and brown)
Hard and honed (my teeth are crowned)
Crowned, crowned, crowned