Gotta be squeezed in,
Or it'll be shaking right out.
It'll get breezin'--
My tailor I'm gonna punch out.

I've got a frayed zipper
Out--way!--stickin', yeah.
When I get so long,
I bounce out,
Yeah, I flounce out.

I'm a fig-leafer,
When my zipper is repaired.
Adam and Ever
But zipper rip has me bared now.

I've got a frayed zipper. . .
Might get ticketed.
'Cause I do show schlong
When I bounce out. . .
Twelve ounces out.

Try to squeeze in;
It's loaded--sprayed my right hand.
Need some squeeg'in';
Feels like the ocean--quite damp.

I've got a frayed zipper
Unbasted fly, yeah.
Got an unrolled dong
That hung out,
And it did spout.

Frayed zipper,
Frayed zipper, yeah.