Jenny I must call (3x)
'Cause my appalling gut crawls way out to there.
What I feed my body much for lunch
Goes right into my thighs.
Just three squares? That's called a snack light.
You can have your porridge and bran.
I'm gonna supersize,
But I'm fat; I'm calling tonight.
Jenny I must call (3x)
'Cause my appalling gut crawls way out to there.

There's a ton that I ate away;
I'm never late to dine.
There is nothing I won't chew--
Any meat, a shoulder, a thigh
And many cuts of swine
I'll call tonight--after mutton stew.

Jenny I must call (3x)
That Kirstie is a doll
We'd make a pair.
Jenny I must call
That Kirstie is a doll
And what a pair!