More than 60 years ago today,
Schwarenegger vent the Nazi vay.
He vould goosestep in the grandest style
And vas guaranteed to raise a Heil
His son, our Fuehrer, wears good suits.
Now fasct-forward 60-plus years:
Schwarzenegger's loan-me-hard-cash scam.

It's Schwarzenegger's loan-me-hard-cash scam,
He says, special interests no more.
It's Schwarzenegger's my-way-only loan-me-hard-cash scam,
But for HIS interests he's a whore.

Schwarzenegger's loan-me, Schwarzenegger's loan-me,
Schwarzenegger's loan-me-hard-cash scam.

"It's wunderbar to be hier,
Vat I say 'Do," you vill!
You suck up to dis Austrian,
I'll let you dine mit mir, fuer dis
Du gibst kein-repay loan."

The dope thinks governing is a show,
And his mandates, like his movies, blow.
Fake news videos with "facts" quite wrong. . .
He does Goebbels-sing with great aplomb.

I'll bet he still injects juice, too.
Acting should still be his career.
Schwarzenegger's loan-me-hard-cash scam.