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Song Parodies -> "Surgical 'Mister' Suture"

Original Song Title:

"Magical Mistery Tour"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Surgical 'Mister' Suture"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Rolled up, rolled up for the "mister" suture,
Rolled up, rolled up for the sister closure.
Rolled up, this ain't invagination,
Rolled up for the "mister" suture.
Rolled up--they'll do a skin migration,
Rolled up, rolled up for the sister closure.


The surgical "mister" suture:
You'll wake up and say, "My name's Ray."
Wake up as a lay padre.

Rolled up, rolled up for the "mister" suture,
Rolled up, rolled up for the sister closure.
Rolled up, it's your ven'ry skin they'll knead,
Rolled up for the "mister" suture.
Rolled up, satyr traction guaranteed,
Rolled up for the sister closure.

The surgical "mister" suture is roping a snake from your bay.
Roping a snake from your bay.

The mistery nip. . . .

Rolled up, rolled up for the "mister" suture,
Rolled up, rolled up for the sister closure.
Rolled up, they did an excavation,
Rolled up for the "mister" suture.
Rolled up, now you're an ex-cavate nun,
Rolled up, rolled up for the sister closure.

The surgical sister closure is tying the way to your bay
Tying the way to your bay makes you padre.

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Kristof Robertson - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
"roping a snake from your bay"? How do you come up with 'em, John? :-) 555
Phil Alexander - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I was wondering the same thing as Kristof - and you've been extremely prolific recently (and making me wonder if I should try and find some of those Who songs I've never even heard of, let alone heard)...
alvin rhodes - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
disturbingly funny...5s
John Barry - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof--I just sound things out till something seems to work. Thanks, Phil, and I recommend you go on a Who binge. Alvin, thanks.

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