Song Parodies -> "I've Just Interfaced"

Original Song Title:

"I've Just Seen a Face"

Original Performer:

"I've Just Interfaced"

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The Lyrics

I've just interfaced
The site sells pets--feliny place.
It's gonna let
Me do some commerce "E"
"The site has got security."
I bet! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah right!

As I'm getting set to pay
The screen suddenly goes away.
Is it a problem in hardware?
Maybe a virus in software?
The site: gone, gone, gone, gone, gone gone.

Callin', yes I am callin'
Support; it's gallin'--
On hold again!

Seven hours I've blown
Here with my ear glued to the phone,
And I am miffed; things
Aren't working out right--
I can't access any Web site
I'm pissed--gr! grr! grrr! grrrr! grrrr, grrrrr!

Callin', yes I am callin'
Support; it's gallin'--
On hold again!

[On-hold Muzak break]

Callin', yes I am callin'
Support it's gallin'--
On hold again!

I'm red in the face
I'm getting set to never place
Another bet
On doing commerce "E"
High tech has earned my enmity.
The Net--bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!

Bawlin' as I'm installin'
The damned appallin'
Software again.

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