They say they shoot and don't miss much,
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, you're dead.

They're not well acquainted with the Second Amendment, though they constantly invoke its name.

They shout out real loud and then they don their camo and their big jackboots.

Lying to the skies and paying off politicians—overt slime.

The dope expressin' views on life—guy named Wayne's, ravin' like he's an irrational nut.

The Moses character humps the gun. (4x)

Halfwit bliss: No more banned guns! (Bang bang, shoot shoot.)
Halfwit bliss: No more banned guns, hurrah! (Bang bang, shoot shoot.)

When they're fondlin' their sidearms (oh, Glock),
And they're caressing those taut hair triggers (oh, Colt),
They will end up doing somebody harm (uh oh!).

Halfwit bliss: No more banned guns, hurrah! (Bang bang, shoot shoot.)
Halfwit bliss: No more banned guns, hurrah! (Bang bang, shoot shoot.)

Halfwit bliss: No more banned, no they're not, guns.
Halfwit bliss: (Bang bang, shoot shoot.)

Well don't you know halfwit bliss (halfwit bliss) is no banned guns (no banned guns, yeah, yeah!).