Dancing In The Manville VFW
Trying To Meet The Girl Of My Dreams
The Girl In The Dress Said, Please Dance With Me
You Know They Are Eating Too Much Ice Cream

Christ You Know It Ain't Easy,
You Know How Hard It Can Be
The Way Things Are Going
They're Going To Ignore Me

Finally Made The Trip Into Manville
Honeymooners Appear On The Hill
Allen Brown Called To Say,
"You Can Make It OK,
You Can Get Married In Las Vegas, Near Reno"

REPEAT CHORUS

Drove Into Vegas To The MGM Grand Arena
Thinking Of The Next Boxing Match
Michael Buffer Said, "Let's Get Ready To Rumble"
I Said, "We're Only Trying To Get Us In The Ring"

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Saving Up Your Money For A Casino Game
Giving All Your Jobs To Hall Of Fame
Last Night My Mom Said
Oh Son, Like I'm Dead
You Have Visions Of Hell
But Your Soul- Wink

Made A First Date To The Movies
Eating Popcorn In A Bag
Michael Buffer Said, I Quit WCW
Vince Took It To WWE

REPEAT CHORUS

Caught An early Plane Back To Jersey
Fifty Sexy Girls In A Rush
The Girls From Las Vegas Said, " We Wish You Luck
It's Good To Have Both Of You Back.

REPEAT CHORUS TWICE