Song Parodies -> "Everybody's Got Something They Want, And It Is Mostly My Money"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey"

Original Performer:

"Everybody's Got Something They Want, And It Is Mostly My Money"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

lol, this was intended to be an ode to telemarketers....but you can read it anyway you like.....and if you understand what the original song is about, Email me.....

Call me Call me Call me Call me
Call me at such a time
Call me at such a time
Call me and think it's funny
Call me and think it's funny
Think it's funny think it's funny
Everybody's got something they want, and it is mostly my money

The more that they ask, the more that they want
The more that they want, the more that they ask
So Call me Call me
Call me at such a time
Call me at such a time
Call me and think it's funny
Call me and think it's funny

Think it's funny think it's funny
Everybody's got something they want, and it is mostly my money

They beg me and beg, but I hang up the phone
I hang up the phone and they beg me and beg
So Call me Call me
Call me at such a time
Call me at such a time
Call me and think it's funny
Call me and think it's funny
Think it's funny think it's funny
Everybody's got something they want, and it is mostly my money

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Michael Pacholek - March 04, 2003 - Report this comment

As a former telemarketer who has turned back from The Dark Side, I give a perfect score. You were right, Luke, there was good in me.

Billy Florio - March 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Michael, I'm surprised that there actully is someone out there that knows this song....I mean other than me, lol

Tomcat Charlie - March 04, 2003 - Report this comment

So cough it up ya greedy so and so

Tim Hall - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment

Billy, thanks for referring me to this song. I gave it all 5's because I have had telemarketing jobs in my life and they all sucked!. In addiiton, the White Album is my favorite Beatles album and I played it to death during my sophomore year in high school

Billy Florio - June 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Tim

Steve Kalafut - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment

How true how true. Buy this, give $ to that cause......... They drove me nuts, until I got a caller ID unit. By the way, I'm familiar with the original. My LP copy of the White Album got warped over the years, so then I bought the CD. (My apologies if you're too young to remember what an "LP" is.)

Billy Florio - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Steve, but don't know what LPs are? lol...I have a whole collection of them lol

Rick D - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job on a tough song!

Billy Florio - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Rick...that means alot coming from someone whos done every Beatles song lol

neminem - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment

I hate people who think I don't know what things are just because they were before my time... never OWNED an LP, of course, but I know what they ARE. Also, all 5s.

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