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Song Parodies -> "Help me, Fellowship!"

Original Song Title:

"Help"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help me, Fellowship!"

Parody Written by:

Colorado Kid

The Lyrics

A parody of the Beatles' Help, based on LOTR FOTR
Help!
I'm in danger
Help!
And it just gets stranger
Help!
I think I'm gonna kick the bucket
Help!

Not long ago when I was younger than today
I never needed any help in any way
But now I've got the ring and I'm oh so paranoid
I've got an eye staring at me and that eye's an empty void

Help me Fellowship I'm on my own
And I cannot carry this burden all alone
This ring frightens me right to the bone
Won't you please, please help me?

Gotta get rid of this damn thing before it's too late
Or everything from the Shire to the mines will suffer an awful fate
Gotta toss it into Mount Doom and make sure its destroyed
And we've got Orcs and Sharkus and Ringwraiths makin noise

Help me Fellowship I'm on my own
And I cannot carry this burden all alone
This ring frightens me right to the bone
Won't you please, please help me?

Help me
Help me, oooh!
Help is done by the Beatles....I don't own the Beatles, I'm only in it for fun, not money.
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Will Agrudis Glover - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
That was hillarious! Couldn't have done better myself
Rita - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
And we've got Orcs and Sharkus and Ringwraiths makin noise... Sharkus? what exactly do you mean when you use these words? I was curious
anonymous - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
it was really good! i loved it!

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