Saddam's Spider Hole, where he grew his long beard,
while hiding from Americans,
Like a homeless guy (da da da da daaaa)
He's thinkin' about, all the palaces that
Were destroyed with shock and awe,
Where did they gooooo? (da da da da daaaa)
And it really doesn't matter, if Bush is wrong
or right
Saddam cowers in fright,
He's a coward,
See the people in Iraq, hated Saddam now hate us too,
We wonder why they don't kiss our aaaasss.

The big Spider Hole where our jobs all fell in,
Soon we'll be homeless and wandering
Where will we goooo?
(George's autograph free guitar break)
And it really doesn't matter if
Bush is wrong or right
It's economic blight,
But we could go
back to the moon and Mars when Bush announces that
We're gonna explore space again, at least during an election year.

The big Spider Hole where our dreams have all gone,
They ain't important anymore,
But we still voooote.
Saddam's Spider Hole is where Bush will go hide,
When he loses the election,
There he will goooo, there he will go-o-o-o-o