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Song Parodies -> "Bad Snowman"
Original Song Title:
"Come Together"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Snowman"
Parody Written by:
Adagio
The Lyrics
muahahahahaha....in nightmares
(Brrr!)
Here come old snow-top
He can't groove nowhere slowly
He got coal for eyeball
He one roley polar
He so bare so he can freeze
Got to have a bowler then he don't never sneeze.
(Brrr!)
He wear no shoe-shine
He got no shoe at-all
He got stubby finger
He don't need no sola
He say I know you, then I freak.
One thing I can tell you, snowman's got to be free.
Bad Snowman
I vow
You'll be pee.
(Brrr!)
He bad production
He got eye-coals acute
He got mono and sword
He's good final tracker
Got no feet below his knees
Wants you in his frozen grip to feel his disease
Bad Snowman
I vow
You'll be pee.
(Brrr!)
Got me a toaster
He got early warming
Now he's muddy water
Now him out of kilter
He said one and one and one is three
He must be good-looking 'cos no math whiz is he.
Bad Snowman
I vow
You'll be pee.
(Brrr!)
Bad Snowman
Bad Snowman
Repeat to fade
Here come old snow-top
He can't groove nowhere slowly
He got coal for eyeball
He one roley polar
He so bare so he can freeze
Got to have a bowler then he don't never sneeze.
(Brrr!)
He wear no shoe-shine
He got no shoe at-all
He got stubby finger
He don't need no sola
He say I know you, then I freak.
One thing I can tell you, snowman's got to be free.
Bad Snowman
I vow
You'll be pee.
(Brrr!)
He bad production
He got eye-coals acute
He got mono and sword
He's good final tracker
Got no feet below his knees
Wants you in his frozen grip to feel his disease
Bad Snowman
I vow
You'll be pee.
(Brrr!)
Got me a toaster
He got early warming
Now he's muddy water
Now him out of kilter
He said one and one and one is three
He must be good-looking 'cos no math whiz is he.
Bad Snowman
I vow
You'll be pee.
(Brrr!)
Bad Snowman
Bad Snowman
Repeat to fade
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I really liked the math whiz line. Nice touch. ;-)
Thanks, Guy...I just like the weird words (on the original)! :D
Good job Adagio!
Thanks, ABD!
Hi Mary!!
And now about my promise. "He one roley polar". My smile just won't go away now. Did I miss something about the refrain? It just doesn't feel anywhere near as wonderful as the rest of the song. Well, 5's for tiding everyone on the East coast over until we get some Christmas snow :^]. I really liked the main verses.
I, too, liked "roley polar" and "math whiz". Well done. Also I agree with 2nz about the chorus; like it was a little forced to match the original or something. Verses worked really well though.
Thanks you two! On the chorus...I was trying to rhyme...I don't even think it's as good as the rest of the song. But, it's so short and the rest was so much fun to think of....:D
This is HYSTERICAL !! Great job, Pat! 5's !!
Thanks, Johnny!! :D
I know I'm late on this...but it's fabulous...5s from me!
I've got to agree with everyone who endorsed the "math whiz" line. Also the "polar ... bare" combination. A very fun parody.
Thanks, JJ!
Just the chorus alone is enough to make you laugh. I gave you straight fives!
COF=Creative+Original+ Funny! Super!
Thanks Arwen, Divan and Chris Bodily!
Snowmen, and Christmas in general, scare me.
How did I miss this one? It's COOL, even downright COLD. Frosty always looked kind of evil, didn't he? Good job! Favorite lines: "Now he's muddy water" and, of course, "roly polar." But what's a sola?
Thanks Rick and Mari! Mari, 'sola' is just my rhyming version of 'solar'.
Adagio - Oh, man...this is WONDERFUL! 5-5-5 -Tough choice for me in Tournament - Michael Mac's entry is also excellent...
Thanks, Paul. :D
Sorry I missed this back in December, Patagio. I liked "He got no shoe at all" and loved the toaster verse.
Thanks, Spaff!
Catching up here..... Great job Adagio, secures a round 2 vote from me
Thanks a lot, wdh!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great job, Pat! 5's!
Thanks, Jack!
Outstanding work!
Thanks, Charlie!
Lots of clever word play here, which I love.
Thanks, Merry.
Just to let ya know I didnt forget you in the B round, but I'd already voted/comment for some other competition ;-)
Thanks, wdh...that was nice. :)
Still hysterical, still great!
It was....very different!
Thanks Johnny and Peregrin!
I liked this the best:
"Got me a toaster
He got early warming
Now he's muddy water"
lol, 5s for (De)Frosting bad snowman
"Got me a toaster
He got early warming
Now he's muddy water"
lol, 5s for (De)Frosting bad snowman
Thanks, Red Ant. : )
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