Song Parodies -> "It Won't Get Long"

Original Song Title:

"It' Won't Be Long"

Original Performer:

"It Won't Get Long"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Nobody noticed that I left 5 beatle songs out, so here's one of the rejects. You can now hear a couple of our originals on MP3. com, under Rad & MAD

IT WON'T GET LONG

It won't get long, yeah...........yeah
(yeah) (yeah)
It won't get long, yeah...........yeah
(yeah) (yeah)
It won't get long, yeah
(yeah)
No matter what I do

Every night, in the bedroom I try
But my schlong won't look me in the eye

It won't get long, yeah...........yeah
(yeah) (yeah)
It won't get long, yeah...........yeah
(yeah) (yeah)
It won't get long, yeah
(yeah)
No matter what I do

Since it failed me
I'm so alone
Once it was comin'
A powerful bone
Worked so good
Made of solid wood
It was my own
'Rogenous zone
Every day I look down and I cry
Try to cope, but I am just limpin' by

It won't get long, yeah...........yeah
(yeah) (yeah)
It won't get long, yeah...........yeah
(yeah) (yeah)
It won't get long, yeah
(yeah)
No matter what I do

Every time, take my little blue pill
Nothing grows, hopin' that someday it will

It won't get long, yeah...........yeah
(yeah) (yeah)
It won't get long, yeah...........yeah
(yeah) (yeah)
It won't get long, yeah
(yeah)
No matter what I dooooo-oooo

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Phil Alexander - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm sorry to hear that, Rick. Never mind, I'm sure it'll get better soon - are you sure those little blue pills you're taking aren't Smarties?

Rick D - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment

No Phil. If they were, would I be doing this?

Adagio - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment

Goodness, Rick!! Good, anyway :D

Jeff Reuben - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment

Need a different hobby? =)

Meriadoc - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment

Are you sure you aren't Malcolm in disguise?

Rick D - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Nope. Just another warped mind that found a homey internet corner.

Guy - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment

OMG, Malky is corrupting everyone. LMAOROTF!!! Nice write Rick.

malcolm higgins - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment

I just got viagra for the first time last week.. wow what a a laugh.. instant boner...lol I didn't swallow one quickly enough tho, and ended up with a terrible stiff neck..

Adagio - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment

Back to LOL at what malcolm said! :D

Peregrin - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

I had a hard time with this ! ;-)

Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Try calling Edmund Fitzgerald on the bone-a-phone for some manly advice.

Ghetto John - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

lol...that was great.....this proves the point that what freaks.com is no longer needed...great parody

... - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

I beg to differ. I think What Freaks dot Com is needed, for paroides that contain obscene content. Sorry, that's what I think.

Michael Pacholek - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Johnny D, I tried calling "Edmund Fitzgerald," but he was busy. As in getting. Apparently, and the Statue of Liberty have a thing going on. (Don't get on my case, hyper-patriots! That's originally a Rodney Dangerfield joke!)

Rick D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

This song actually had the exact same theme as "I'm Down", but nobody seems to have seen that one because I was posting way too many songs at once. So I did it again here.

aiod - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

What is the point of this?

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