Nothing to do in this dull life, pop a tape in
Nothing that's gay, or old and gray and no rapin'
Nothing too rude, it's up and queue'd
A remote on my knee I'm gonna see

Good porno, good porno good porno

Goin' to work, don't wanna go on the first scene
Forwarding fast, to make it last need some vas'line

Everybody knows there's something brewin'
The videos I rent are cluein'
Everyone I see is half undressed
And I'm on my own which I like best

After a while you start to smile now you feel cool
Done this before you know the score using pro tools
Nothing has changed it feels the same
My remote on my knee I'm gonna see

Good porno, good porno good porno

Better hurry up it's five o'clock
Gotta take the doggie for a walk
I better free the seeds of life
For pretty soon comes home the wife

All of those stars drive fancy cars cause they make tons
Watching the screen it's so obscene with those fake ones
After a pull, this tape is dull
Sorta satisfied me, but didn't see

Good porno, good porno, good porno
Good porno, good porno, good porno
Good porno, good porno, good porno
( Various sound effects, You know the kind I mean....)