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Song Parodies -> "He's a Bummer"
Original Song Title:
"She's a Woman"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"He's a Bummer"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Just in time for the Colliedays
Santa don't bring me presents
Christmas just ain't too pleasant
Sit around each cold December
Hoping that he will remember
Santa don't bring me presents
Turns me off when I see reindeer
This whole thing is such a pain, dear
Hoping each year it isn't
Each year you hear the songs
I like to sing them wrong
After fifty years of jingles
Want to go and choke Kris Kringle
They go on way too long
Played in every mall and drug store
Want to tell 'em all "please no more"
They go on way too long
He's a bummer who don't like me
Never gives me a thing for free
Santa don't bring me presents
Christmas just ain't too pleasant
Only thing that Xmas day meant
One big giant Visa payment
Santa don't bring me pheasants
Turns me off when I'm in hock, dear
This whole thing is such a crock, dear
Hoping each year it isn't
Christmas just ain't too pleasant
Sit around each cold December
Hoping that he will remember
Santa don't bring me presents
Turns me off when I see reindeer
This whole thing is such a pain, dear
Hoping each year it isn't
Each year you hear the songs
I like to sing them wrong
After fifty years of jingles
Want to go and choke Kris Kringle
They go on way too long
Played in every mall and drug store
Want to tell 'em all "please no more"
They go on way too long
He's a bummer who don't like me
Never gives me a thing for free
Santa don't bring me presents
Christmas just ain't too pleasant
Only thing that Xmas day meant
One big giant Visa payment
Santa don't bring me pheasants
Turns me off when I'm in hock, dear
This whole thing is such a crock, dear
Hoping each year it isn't
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Santa doesn't bring me pheasants either, or any other woodland fowl for that matter. Don't despair; I left 5's in your stocking.
Thanks Jay. Xmas is NOT my favorite time of the year. Can you tell? That's why I gave it the bird.
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