Song Parodies -> "Boulder Holder"

Original Song Title:

"Helter Skelter"

Original Performer:

"Boulder Holder"

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The Lyrics

Since I mocked all the Beatle' songs several years ago, I thought I'd add them to the HUGE number that's already here. Maybe there's a few that haven't been done yet

When I get to the shoulder I go back
To the front of your shirt
When you tell me to stop
And you say I'm a flirt
Till I get to the buttons
And I open it up......

Boulder holder
Boulder holder

Will you, won't you let me remove it?
If you really love me you'll let me prove it
Show me, show me it's so fantastic
Are they real or are they plastic?

Boulder holder
Boulder holder

Let them, let them come out to play now
Please just throw the damn thing away now
Tell me tell me tell me the answer
I just want to check them both for cancer

When I get to the shoulder I go back
To the front of the bra
Hey don't cry, don't run off
Don't go crying to ma
Till I get to the buttons
And I open it up

Boulder holder
Boulder holder

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Claude Prez - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment

I'd give fives just for "Tell me tell me tell me the answer/ I just want to check them both for cancer" but the whole thing was great.

Adagio - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment

What can I say? I know what a boulder is now...and a boulder holder. Good job!

Phil Alexander - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment

An over-the shoulder boulder holder? Have you come across "Ivor Biggun", by any chance, Rick?

Rick D - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Give me a clue, Phil. It doesn't come up on a search. What is it?

Phil Alexander - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment

The quote comes from Ivor Biggun's "I Wish I Was", from "The Winker's Album (misprint)" - "I wish I was a brassier/I'd spend my lifetime thrust/Right up a lady's jumper/Wrapped round a lady's bust/I would be a hold-up man/Just like Butch Cassidy/An over-the-shoulder boulder holder brassier's life for me"

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