Ah, look at all the drones of Jersey,
Ah, look at all the drones of Jersey,

Drones of New Jersey,
Come out at night, causing fright more than Covid vaccines,
Even Bruce Spingsteen,

Where do they come from?
Alien ships from a Galaxy far far away?
Why do they stay?
All the drones of Jersey,
Where do they all come from?
All the drones of Jersey,
Luigi got his gun,

Dementia Donald,
Playing some golf as he cheats on his Garden State course,
Dumb as a horse,

Dreaming of Adolf,
Wanting Melania at night, but there's nobody there
Drones in the air,

All the drones of Jersey
Where do they all come from?
All the drones of Jersey,
Tranquility if gone,

Drones of New Jersey, when all the aliens realize folks voted for trump,
Then they’ll be stumped,
Then they depart Earth,
Because they’ll see no intelligent life is here,
Will no longer appear,

No more drones of Jersey, they’ll leave and go to Mars,
While magas take over, America retards,