Song Parodies -> "Go On And Scold Scump's Band"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"Go On And Scold Scump's Band"

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The Lyrics

Oh, yeah, i will tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
When i say that somethin'
I like to scold Scump's band
I like to loathe his band
Like to demote his brand

Oh, please, be like me
Go on and scold his band
Yes, please, be like me
Go on and scold Scump's band
Go on and loathe his band
Go on, demote his brand

And when i school fools
I feel happy inside
It is a feelin' that i love
Makes me smile
Makes me smile
Makes me smile

Yeah, you will like that stompin'
I think you'll understand
When you try that stompin'
You'll like to scold Scump's band
You'll like to loathe his band
Go on, demote his brand

And when i school fools
I feel happy inside
It is a feelin' that i love
Makes me high
Makes me high
Makes me high

Yeah, you will like that stompin'
I think you'll understand
When you try that stompin'
You'll like to scold Scump's band
You'll like to loathe his band
Go on, demote his brand
Go on, erode his brand

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Scump Is The Scummiest - May 31, 2024 - Report this comment

As a convicted felon, Scump can't own a gun and won't be able to shoot someone on 5th avenue....To those who say he's honest, I say the only thing he's honest about is his lust for his daughter...To those who say he couldn't have gotten a fair trial in NYC, I say could the prosecution have gotten a fair trial in some bumpkin district?... To all magaTs I say, get psychiatric help.

Clump-Cuddling Is A Cancer - June 01, 2024 - Report this comment

It's pathetic how magaTs continue to reveal themselves as cancerous polyps in the colon of their cult leader. Their derangement is so profound.

MAGA - June 01, 2024 - Report this comment

Nope. What's pathetic is how you Biden rimmers keep trying to project alll your traits onto us. It's you baby-butchering child-molesting Climate Cultist pedofaggotranny-pandering traitors with your lips sewn to illegal White House occupant Pedo Joe's rectum who are the cancerous polyps on America (and in fact on all of humanity), not America's last legitimately elected President Donald Trump, the veritably heroic patriot.

Brian Kelly - June 01, 2024 - Report this comment

Too right, Observer. Maybe they should stop feeding the troll who's basically only here to cause trouble and take a look at the parodies themselves to judge the talent there.

Grump Is Garbage - June 01, 2024 - Report this comment

You can't blame people for commenting on politics these days, given how important what is going on is. What's tragic is that so many remain stuck on the blob of toxic sewage that is Dump. Cheers to those who are able to break out of that cult, like Michael Cohen did. Massive shame on those who remain in it.

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