Song Parodies -> "Help Dump If You Can"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

"Help Dump If You Can"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

will Musk help him? Pootin? MBS?

Help! Dump needs your money
Help! Quite a bit of money
Help! He needs quite a sum
Help!

When he was younger, so much younger than today
He only needed his dad’s help to pay his way
But now those days are gone, he’s not so pop-insured
Now he finds, he’s changed his mind
and opened up the doors

Help Dump if you can, he’s feeling down
He does appreciate your noses browned
Come now, help that creep with a few pounds
Won't you please buy his sneak-ers

His life has changed in oh so many ways
His independence seems to have vanished in the haze
Every day that passes, he feels more insecure
That bummy tike does need fools
like he never did before

Help Dump if you can, he’s feeling down
He does appreciate your noses browned
Come now, help that creep with a few pounds
Won't you please buy his sneak-ers

When he was younger, so much younger than today
He only needed his dad’s help to pay his way
But now those days are gone, he’s not so pop-insured
Now he finds, he’s changed his mind
and opened up the doors

Help Dump if you can, he’s feeling down
He does appreciate your noses browned
Come now, help that creep with a few pounds
Won't you please, please help him,
help him, help him, ooh

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eeL deaL - March 09, 2024 - Report this comment

wow, a new record for most 1 votes! 858 as of today! that shatters the record. eeL hopes to break 1000 one day. muchas gracias.

lady bug - March 09, 2024 - Report this comment

buy his sneak-ers does not sound like any part of the OS to me

Max Power - March 09, 2024 - Report this comment

It does seems like that was your goal the entire time, the record setting 1s.

Phil Alexander - March 09, 2024 - Report this comment

Have to say, this is a cut above the usual eeL deaL parody - the repeated chorus is good, but would be improved by a bit of variation

@lady bug - no, the "Won't you please, please help me" -> "Won't you please buy his sneak-ers" works pretty well if you sing it. It'd get a laugh if playing this to an audience.

Honestly, I'm quite tempted to give this another 142 triple-1 votes, just for the round thousand :D

..security code "MCG" - only one letter off being very appropriate indeed

eeL deaL - March 09, 2024 - Report this comment

i know Phil doesn't have the patience to clear his cache 142 times, so we have to count on the 1-bomber to use that script he or she uses to get this to 1000.

Phil Alexander - March 10, 2024 - Report this comment

I definitely don't have the patience to do it manually :-) ...but I'm a techie, and have the tools at my disposal not only to vote as many times as I might like, but from dozens of different ip addresses, so it could never be spotted as vote-rigging. But I don't, for obvious reasons :-) Security code PA7... now that *is*appropriate :-D

Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2024 - Report this comment

I thought I was the one-bomb king, but I've just handed my parody crown to him! Keep at it: You're good, they're morons.

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