Tofu, you are so rad
Take a sad soup, make it taste better
Remember when they get you into their tums
You bless their hearts because you are vegan

Tofu, we like you made
You were made to compete with seitan
In a minute, you beat anything that has fins
Eating you is no sin because you are vegan

No creature has to feel pain, Tofu, when you’re made
You don’t carry cruelty to our plates
For well you know that it's just fools who would eat mule
that do make our world a whole lot crueler

Ya-ya-ya-ya Ya-ya-ya-ya

Tofu, we like you browned
Or cold and raw, or just steamed and simmered
Remember you beat anything that has fins
Eating you is no sin because you are vegan

They gladly shout when they take you in, Tofu, you win
You're great with those veggies you get cooked with
And don't you know that it's just you, Tofu, you're a jewel
The movement you free is in our bowels

Ya ya-ya ya-ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya-ya,
Tofu