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Song Parodies -> "Spammin' My Display"
Original Song Title:
"Surfin' USA"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Spammin' My Display"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
I get every kind of promotion,
And every darn survey.
When I'm internet surfin',
I get the whole array.
I see 'em pimpin' those draggies,
Versace fashions too.
A kushy tushy blond bimbo,
Spammin' my display.
They're rearrangin' my tool bar,
These advertising swine.
Every day gotta wrestle,
With these jerks online.
Gotta get my hatches battened,
They'll get in any way.
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
There's really no use to pout,
Can't make yourself immune.
These hackings can't be ignored,
There's one from Cancun.
Now I gotta take a number,
Just to get some right of way.
Cause these leachers are turfin',
On my cathode ray.
Play hide the salami,
Erotic upstairs maids.
All this porn to make you sweat,
As it comes my way.
They just wanna ho ya,
So why me today?
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
[Instrumental Break]
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
And every darn survey.
When I'm internet surfin',
I get the whole array.
I see 'em pimpin' those draggies,
Versace fashions too.
A kushy tushy blond bimbo,
Spammin' my display.
They're rearrangin' my tool bar,
These advertising swine.
Every day gotta wrestle,
With these jerks online.
Gotta get my hatches battened,
They'll get in any way.
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
There's really no use to pout,
Can't make yourself immune.
These hackings can't be ignored,
There's one from Cancun.
Now I gotta take a number,
Just to get some right of way.
Cause these leachers are turfin',
On my cathode ray.
Play hide the salami,
Erotic upstairs maids.
All this porn to make you sweat,
As it comes my way.
They just wanna ho ya,
So why me today?
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
[Instrumental Break]
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
Everytime I go surfin',
Spammin' my display.
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Great job Guy, you're hangin' 555 by my board!
I see you omitted the "Inside, outside, U.S.A." parts ...... any ideas for that? Like maybe "Inside, outside, my display" or "Pop-up inside my display" ?
I see you omitted the "Inside, outside, U.S.A." parts ...... any ideas for that? Like maybe "Inside, outside, my display" or "Pop-up inside my display" ?
JD - I don't remember seeing that on the copy of the lyrics I was using. I guess it was omitted because I didn't realize it was part of the song.
I really liked this one because of the pop-up problem. temprarily taken care of. Great job! 5's
I liked it too! I can totally relate to this; I'm sure lots of people can too. Anyway, nice job.
Gnarly, dude!
Fun parody, about an unfunny topic. Super work as usual, Guy.
Thanks one and all for your commentary and votes.
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