Dou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouche
ba-a-a-a-a-ag.
Dou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouche
ha-a-a-a-a-ag.

Zuckerberg got the urge
to be a bloodsucking scourge.
Guard your data? That’s pure bunk.
Many veins he’s trapped then drunk.

Vla-a-a-a-dimir’s
scam facilitator.
Ca-a-a-a-ash to
Cam. Analytica.

Time to purge ugly scourge
from his firm of noxious nerds.
Time to purge sucking scourge
who wrote privacy’s dirge.

Sickness of this geek has spread,
filling all the world with dread.
Sandberg is his henchman goon…
bullshit piled high as the moon.

Screw-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew,
screw gutless Zuckerberg.
Screw-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew,
screw too ugly Sandberg.
Skewed two and much of crew:
ugly bloodsucking scourge.