Song Parodies -> "Help Mitt Romney"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Rhonda"

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Original Performer:

"Help Mitt Romney"

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The Lyrics

If it weren't for the fact that Mitt Romney has his own head up his ass, I bet Paul Ryan's head would be up there too......

Well, debates are coming soon and Obama's gonna' knock him dead
All the jokes late at night, dig what Letterman & Leno said

Hey, Romney you talk such trash (all that trash)
And we know it's gonna' take some cash
For them to help Mitt Romney
get his head out of his arse

Help Mitt Romney
Help, help Mitt Romney (6 times)

Help Mitt Romney get his head out of his arse

He was all the rage at Bain
Now he wants to be the President
He's got several billionaires;
I can't believe it, all the money they spent

Well, Romney gets caught in lies (great big lies)
And we know that's all his money buys
They oughta' help Mitt Romney
get his head out of his arse

Help Mitt Romney
Help, help Mitt Romney (6 times)

Help Mitt Romney get his head out of his arse

Repeat.......

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Schmuck Jelly - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment

If it's a parody by Jeff, you just know it's gonna suck!

Sesame Street - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment

"Hey Jeff! Your husband's a stinkin' liar!" "And we're gonna run him out of office!" "Yay!!!"

Meriadoc - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Jeff, I thought it was pretty good. Wish you would have added all the choruses and varied them a bit though.

Brock O'Brahma - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment

I think your disdain for Romney would've shown more if you'd have used "ass" instead of "arse". You pulled your punches a little, so 544 is my vote.

Callmelennie - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment

I didn't firebomb you, Jeff (never have, in fact) but I will say this. I did a parody called "Help me, Fonda" about Jane Fonda's role in the Vietnam War. And even though it was real red meat, right wing sh*t, I got a lukewarm response from the target audience. They probably thought it was too easy of a parody

Callmelennie - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Still, I thought I opened with two of my greatest lines ever -- Well, Uncle Ho was down cause Nixon had him on the run (Oh, Fonda) ... Then Janey came around and sat down at an ack ack gun ;-D

Dave W. - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment

The world according to someone's bitterness....very old hat, just throw it away

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