He’s some loud bastard and he won’t slow down;
He’ll never be my mate! I smell him far away
And see, his face is bloody,
Sanguinary his drool—
It looks like someone he ate.

(Hey, hey, please go away,
You appalling fright!)

Oh, he’s toothsome, this ghoul,
(Raw, raw, raw raw, rip-chew-chaw)
And he’ll go after a girl or guy
(Raw, raw, raw raw, rip-chew-chaw)
He’s gruesome, this ghoul, wow!
(Raw, raw, raw raw, rip-chew-chaw)
Face pale color, red eyes.
(Raw, raw, raw raw, rip-chew-chaw)
He’s toothsome, this ghoul

He’s got a shredded-threads sweater
And it’s red in the front,
And he is set to attack.
This clown is scary, wow!
He’ll chew when he’s ’round—
On body parts he’ll chow down—
That is, it’s a people snack.

Oh, he’s gruesome, this ghoul,
(Maw, maw, maw, maw rips, chews, chaws)
And he’ll go after a girl or guy
(Maw, maw, maw, maw rips, chews, chaws)
He’s toothsome, this ghoul
(Maw, maw, maw, maw rips, chews, chaws)
Off your limbs he will pry
(Maw, maw, maw, maw rips, chews, chaws)
He’s chew-some, this ghoul

(Shoot him again, shoot him again—
Don’t like him, don’t like him!)

But by day he is shacked up in some far-off place,
But he’ll be ready at night.
You wanna smash him. . .how
To do it is with a gun that will go POW;
One in the head ends the blight.

Oh, he’s toothsome, this ghoul,
(Craw, craw, craw, craw filled with chaw)
And he’ll go after a girl or guy
(Craw, craw, craw, craw filled with o[ffal])
You’ll rue some, you fool,
(Craw, craw, craw, craw filled with ma)
You let him come nigh
(Craw, craw, craw, craw filled with pa)
He’s chew-some, this ghoul

Push ’im back, push ’im back,
Cran[ium] crack.