Nitwit kook douche--
Lots of woe's what we got.
Dimwit kook douche--
Lots of dough has been shot.

Well he's a bag an' draggin' the country down,
And he's got the nastiest sh*theels around.
Supposes Iraq's gonna democratize
When Muslims eat flying pigs, winged. . .when he'll attain that prize.

A brain-crippled kook douche--
Lots of woe's what we got.
Liberal loser of loot--
Blockhead dolt's what we got.

A brain-crippled kook douche whose blank head is filled
With a smatter of gray matter, many brain cells killed
By coke and whiskey, he's always stoked for more.
The dude's got IQ of 40, topping his poll score.

A brain-crippled kook douche--
Lots of coke and brain rot.
Distillates-filled kook douche--
Lots of pokes and brain rot

He's had a con-the-nation clutch of thugs, whores, cons, and bores:
Ghastly perps like Al, Dick, Rove, Rummy. . .snakelike corps.
And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid. . .
Nearly a year for things to still slip badly.

Despite all the advice, he gave the light green
To blowin' away sons and daughters for his senseless scheme.
We get sucked down the drain; just as Daddy feared:
The strongman's rubbed out, civil war's reared.

Distillates-swill kook hooched--
In the toe we've been shot.
He's a Dick's shill dupe kook--
Lots of smoke's what we got.