Sell Me Ronco

Well, while you were around I hardly ever even went to bed
I’d stay up late at night buyin’ your next “best thing since sliced bread”

There was nothin’ that I would not buy
When Ronny P. would look me in the eye
And say he’d sell me Ronco
Gizmos (with spare parts).

Chorus 1:
Sell me, Ronco, sell, sell me, Ronco.
Sell me, Ronco, sell, sell me, Ronco.
Sell me, Ronco, sell, sell me, Ronco.
Sell me, Ronco, sell, sell me, Ronco.
Sell me, Ronco, sell, sell me, Ronco.
Sell me, Ronco, sell, sell me, Ronco.
Sell me, Ronco, please
Gizmos (with spare parts).

My hubby said “If you don’t get a life, you’re gonna lose you man!”
And so I told’im, “Do what Simon says, just ‘[m]ake a new plan, Stan.’”

Now, Ronco, I just wanna cry!
Since you went bankrupt and said good-bye
Who’s gonna sell me, Ronco
Gizmos (with spare parts)?

Chorus 2:
Tell me, Ronco, tell, tell me, Ronco.
Tell me, Ronco, tell, tell me, Ronco.
Tell me, Ronco, tell, tell me, Ronco.
Tell me, Ronco, tell, tell me, Ronco.
Tell me, Ronco, tell, tell me, Ronco.
Tell me, Ronco, who’ll sell me Ronco?
Sell me, Ronco, please
Gizmos (with spare parts)!

Repeat Chorus 1

Repeat Chorus 2