Well she took her daddy's card
And she cruised to the Hamburg-based bank, now.
Slid it in slot; machine's mouth spat greenery:
Piled high was fifty grand now.
The she said, "Daddy-o, thank you;
I'll be crusin' to another land now."

And she'll have funds, funds, funds
Since her daddy took the T-bills away.
(Funds, funds since her daddy took the T-bills away)

The girls' underhanded
And she is going to a new place now.
(Flock to a new place now, flush with cash, she'll race)
This babe in arms didn't wonder 'bout the Roman 'scariot
from myspace now.
(The look on his face, scowl, was not one of grace)
I think this guy's gonna snatch her
Dough, and then she'll have egg on HER face now.
(This guy isn't chaste, no; this guy should be maced)

But she's got funds, funds, funds
Till the scammer takes all the bills away.
(Funds, funds, funds till the scammer takes all the bills away)

Should have known all along
That this made man was just a wise guy now.
(All he said, he lied now; all he said, he lied)
And since he took all her money
She's been thinking that her funds are all through now.
(Then she sees the light--wow! Now she won't be light)
Pulls a convenience robbery,
Then she's got a lot of bling and shoes now.
(She shoedn't make strides over to the dark side)

Yeah, she has fun with funds
Until she has spent all the bills away.
(Fun with funds until she has spent all the bills away.)
Then one day a stun gun downs her;
Lads in blue twill take her away.
(One stun gun, then the lads in blue twill take her away)

Of funds there'll be none, none,
No, her daddy will not post bail today.
She'll be a nun, nun, nun
After she finds god in jail; Colson's way.
She'll be a nun, nun, nun;
After jail, she will pass the plate and pray.
And there'll be funds, funds, funds
On the plate; she'll palm C bills Palm Sunday.