The DC world, it is implodin', nonsense glarin', Pols are goadin'
You scold and bluff a bill, the debt is bloatin'
You can't conceive rapport, but that's the stuff you're quotin'
Believin' the more we shiver has Saudis gloatin'

But you tell me, over and over and over again to bend
Ah you just deceive, you'll soon achieve sequestration

Won't you run a plan, quit your cryin' today
Can't you deal with peers, it feels like a play
If the cuttin' is rushed, millionaires must pay
There'll be no money saved, with the pork that you crave
Make a book about your ploy, a sound bite to enjoy

And you chill me, over and over and over with tax and spend
Ah, you just aggrieve, you'll soon achieve sequestration

Yeah, this crud's so bad, feels like a flag degradin'
With pity, fear, my teeth are gratin'
You just sit aloof, you crow for adulation
Handful of senators don't pass legislation
Two parties will moan, they sing for one nation
When two men object, the cliff is a-waitin'
A-holes make you hurl not communicatin'

As you shell me, over and over and over again as planned
Ah, you can't perceive, you'll soon achieve sequestration

Drink up, ball your date, you're such a headliner
You're just a crook unbound, would sell out your own Grandma
You may weave fear, to placate your base
But then you discern, you should blame, save face
Astounded that these bums will ride in your space
They can carry such dread and cleave to the chase
Wait for DC saviour, who'll just beget a great waste

And you drill me, over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you just aggrieve, as you achieve penetration
Mmm, no, no, I just perceive, you'll soon achieve sequestration