I'm Googling the guy who mixed this song
It makes my brain-meats want to run from me

Who put the drop in the womp-a-womp-a-womp?
Who turned the jam into hacky crap? This mix sucks
Who heard the bop with the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop
And said "remix it until it hits like shit"?
Who was that ass? I'd like to take his hands
And break 'em, pains me to hear this, I seethe (yeah)

When my eardrums heard "womp-wah-wah-womp-wah-womp-wah-womp-womp"
Right after my very fav'rite part
It made me curse remixin', how could they have done this to a really good song?
Not ev'ry song has to slam hard, no

Who put the drop in the womp-a-womp-a-womp?
Sounds really bad, wanna hack and slash my ears off
Once was a bop, now they've lopped the awesome stuff
Just didn't think, just remixed the thing to shit
Which total ass put that disgrace to wax?
It makes me crazy, they thought this was neat (yeah)?

Tell me that I should go, little bit, little bit, little bit, little bit, little bit, little bit rude
Got friends in this club, don't you know
We're not catching a cab, got picked, pa-picked, pa-picked, picked, pa-picked, pa-picked
As the driver, booze is a "no", blows

Who put the drop in the womp-a-womp-a-womp?
Sure isn't "rad", it's the crap a hack would think's hot
Can't drown the rot out with shots, no shots, no shots
Suffering this, keep my friends out of a ditch
What kind of ass would take that classic track
And turn it into club fare? What a freak (yeah)

Hate that "womp-wah-wah-womp-wah-womp-wah-womp-womp"
Normally a fan of when the beat drops, however
The way it's done here is so damn obnoxious
If someone yells "Encore!", I'm gonna react violently, violently, violently, true