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Song Parodies -> "Reject"

Original Song Title:

"Respect"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"Reject"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

ooh...wit, you want
ooh...baby, i got
ooh...wit, you need
ooh...don't you know i got it ?
ooh..if its lackin'
ooh..if so, you're gonna reject
what's with this poem ? (not a bit of wit)
hey baby (not a bit of wit)
what's with his dome ? (not a bit of wit)
mister (not a bit of wit)

i don't wanna do it wrong (ooh)
wreck the song
ain't gonna take me long (ooh)
just one more stanza
if its slackin' (ooh)
if so you're gonna reject
what's with this poem ? (not a bit of wit)
baby (not a bit of wit)
what's with his dome ? (not a bit of wit)

i ain't gonna write you
tunes that ain't funny
you won't be laughin' in return, honey
oh, all you other authors
claim its all corn (just a..just a..just a...just a)
yeah baby (just a...just a..just a...just a)
give it your scorn
yeah (not a bit of wit)

ooh...i'm missin'..ooh
meter is funny..ooh
and guess what ?...ooh
its way too punny...ooh
gee, it looks like a 'two' for me
so give it to me
ream me a hole (re...re...re...re)
yeah baby (re...re...re...re)
go on, boo me
reject...(not a bit of wit)
boy, this gets old...(just a little bit)
yeah (just a little bit)

P-E-R-F-E-C-T...find the abnormalities
P-E-R-F-E-C-T..take out..typos, please

(oh squawk it to me...squawk it to me
squawk it to me..squawk it to me)
you're gonna reject (not a bit of wit)
(squawk it to me...squawk it to me
squawk it to me..squawk it to me)
whoa, baby (not a bit of wit)
you're gonna suspect (not a bit of wit)
uninspired (not a bit of wit)
keep on writin (not a bit of wit)
i'm runnin' out (just a little bit)
of rhymes, here (just a little bit)
and this ain't flyin'
(re re re re re re rere) reject (not a bit of wit)
hey (not a bit of wit)
(fades)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   1
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 5   9
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MasonR - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I R-E-S-P-E-C-T this parody a lot--Squawk it to me, indeed!
AFW - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Not going to reject..will inject 5's
Agrimorfee - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I approve this message. 555
Stephen Harrington - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
555, perfect......
MrMacphisto - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
preach, brotha... 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks mason AFW agrimorfee stephen and mr. macphisto
Red Ant - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny and excellent work here Alvin.
Adagio - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I just vaguely recall the tune, but enough to give you 5's. Good one.
alvin rhodes - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks red ant and adagio
Serafina - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't get to see this one yesterday... so now that I've read it, I'll give you a 5-5-5. =)
Ferragamo - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Very nicely paced. 5-5-5.
Joe Blow - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
In short, ditto on all the above comments.
Larry Hensley - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one, 5s
LucidLupin LeeBee - May 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one Alvin (better late than never here ;) )
alvin - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks serafina, ferragamo, JB, larry and lucidlupin lee bee

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