He's the most int'resting man in the world
Many beers, he's been belting
And everyone's yelling
"He never has hurled"
He's the most int'resting man in the world

He's the scrap-scrappiest beater in brawls
He sends bullies retreating
With suave text he's tweeting
To femmes so enthralled
He's the scrap-scrappiest beater in brawls

There'll be harlots exposing
Large melons, imposing
They'll pay him for watchin' the show
He'll have authors imploring
For tales never boring
His business, the throngs long to know

He's the most int'resting man in the world
He hears wolf-whistle-blowing
From tarts he's been ogling
As fun buns are swirled
He's the most int'resting man in the world


There'll be overhand bowling
Large tallies in polling
And barrels of laughs when he's droll
He'll stay dry when it's storming
Can stop global warming
In winter he never gets cold

He's the most wonderful man with a beard
There'll be Dos Equis® flowing
And thirst will be growing
When bar nuts are near
It's the most wonderful brand
In the most wonderful hand
Of the most wonderful man with a beard