It’s the least ethical time of the year
With the candidates selling
A package that’s smelling
You’ve reason to fear
It’s the least ethical time of the year

It’s the tack- tackiest season of all
All those principles missing
When asses get kissing
See donors enthralled
It’s the tack- tackiest season of all

All the lib’rals are Trotskys
Conservatives’ Nazis
A ver’tible lit’ny of woe
Hear their scary, fear stories
In hopes you'll have worries
And not vote for sensible foe

It’s the most farcical time of the year
There’ll be poor news reporting
And common sense thwarting
With microphones near
It’s the most farcical time of the year

There’ll be his’try rewriting
Shrill bellows and biting
They never will cease to amaze
All the candidates loosing
Those spots so abusing
Are evidence of lost mores.

It’s the most magical time of the year
There’ll be much misdirection
And ego projection
You’ll hem’rage severe

It’s the least ethical time
Yes the most farcical time
It’s the most magical time of the year.