Saw the most blunderful mime drinkin' beer.
Hit the skids can't be telling,
Cause mimes can't be yelling, can just point and sneer.
Just the most blunderful mime drinking beer.

It's the fun - funniest seein' him fall,
Those mimes sure take a beating, depression he's treating,
He's too drunk to crawl,
It's the fun - funniest seein' him fall.

Now he acts like he's toasting,
Stay quiet no boasting,
Drinking three beers in a row.
Now he's drawing some story,
He's wipin' the floor-y
His ass is gone in the snow,
In the snow.

Saw the most blunderful mime drinkin' beer.
Now it's upchuck he's throwing,
His cookies he's blowing.
He's miming quite queer.
Just the most blunderful mime drinking beer.

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Now he acts like he's toasting,
Stay quiet no boasting,
Drinking three beers in a row.
Now he's drawing some story,
He's wipin' the floor-y
His ass is gone in the snow,
In the snow.

Saw the most blunderful mime drinkin' beer.
Now it's upchuck he's throwing,
His cookies he's blowing.
He's miming quite queer.
Just the most blunderful mime drinking beer.