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Song Parodies -> "'Bourne' Free"
Original Song Title:
"Born Free"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Andy Williams
Parody Song Title:
"'Bourne' Free"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
"Bourne" fee. And me, no ticket, so
I sneak in to save dough.
Bourne speaks in the theater dark.
Flick's free and has Surroundsound, too,
Put when I set down shoe,
Something on bottom is parked.
Ain't free! It's stalled—I can't slide shoe.
It won't on the flooring glide. . .
What it is, can't decide.
"Bourne"'s free, but something is sticking;
My finger is picking
And it's torn free.
Made free. . .no stall; I can slide shoe.
What'd be on the underside:
Don't know. . .couldn't abide.
"Bourne" free. The images flick'rin';
Off my finger flickin'
What I'd torn free.
I sneak in to save dough.
Bourne speaks in the theater dark.
Flick's free and has Surroundsound, too,
Put when I set down shoe,
Something on bottom is parked.
Ain't free! It's stalled—I can't slide shoe.
It won't on the flooring glide. . .
What it is, can't decide.
"Bourne"'s free, but something is sticking;
My finger is picking
And it's torn free.
Made free. . .no stall; I can slide shoe.
What'd be on the underside:
Don't know. . .couldn't abide.
"Bourne" free. The images flick'rin';
Off my finger flickin'
What I'd torn free.
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nice two folded concept here
John...There is a bridge over the Cape Cod canal called the Bourne Bridge...and it is free...
Ugh! I would rather wait until the video comes out - or get HBO.
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