It's the Most Adventurous Time of the Year
In a medival setting and drugmule-upsetting upbeat atmosphere
It's the most Adventurous Time of the Year

You will be the greatest hero in the Land of Ooo
Everyone's arms look like noodles and got dot-eyes by the oodles that look kinda askew
Still you're the greatest hero in the Land of Ooo

There'll be swords that worth slashing & windows for bashing & monsters each worth a punch,
Got a dog so metamorphic with some jewels for hoarding, just don't invite Meat Man for lunch.

Plus you will have lots of tough muscles including your rear
You can stop evildoers and snowcone slush skewers without any fear
'Cause it's the most Adventurous Time of the Year

Also princesses for saving & candy for craving even though most of it is alive,
With all that and some creatures with sadistic features, how can one 13-year-old survive?

So you'd better get your shnowzow buns in gear
Though the animation's creepy, you'll never be sleepy especially when the Lichen appears
It's the most Adventurous Time
Making a giant vomit is a crime
It's the most Adventurous Time of the Year!