Homophone punderful thyme of the year
Halving-fits casus belling
Many a putts yelling and chugging a bier
Homophone punderful thyme of the year

Slit a gash-slashing-it breech with an all
Halve a hall-away steeling with belles that are pealing
Off close inn the haul
Stripping sashes, then uncashed is it awl

There’s ex partes and court things
Such as shallow torte flings
Too carols studying clerks go
Teaming wholly Gose wart sprees
And blow, pleas!, knows-snort Greece
Holding back the outporing floe

Homes homed-inn guncites prepped, primed without pier
There’ll be much missal blowing up
Towns and clowns towing
The line, rhymed with fear
Zipping drones bump off; wore crimes are inn Gere

There’s ex partes and court flings
Such as callow torte things
Inn carols clerks due motion probes
Scene things: horny-goat mores
Of judges with moor weighs
Two handle probes ’neath hanging robes

Ogreblown bunch o’ bull rimes that wee here
Far to much BS floeing
From tartes knot lots noing
Yet tolled with a jeer
Hocking foe bunkumful lines
Hocking gross gunk, knows-cull slime
Hogging groats gut at grub thyme—and grilled dear