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I am the Bitch Rocker who slept with Mötley Crüe
I am the Kitsch Stalker who boinked other bands too
Went to the Itch Doctor for something that would soothe
'Cause I've got—
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting 'thang'
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting 'thang'
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Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting 'thang'
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting 'thang'

I told the Itch Doctor that I was overdue
I told the Itch Doctor the father's from U2
But then that Itch Doctor said, "DNA's a stew!"
Baby's from—
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting wang
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting wang
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Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting wang
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting wang

I've been sleeping 'round with bands from Wham to Alice Cooper
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
Back then I'd do ' bout any 'lead' when high or in a stupor
But now this 'Pat'* suit's made me one rich tart!

I am the Bitch Rocker who all those bands did sue
I am the Bitch Rocker who bankrupt Mötley Crüe
Hey Joe—you rich 'Cocker'—I'm gunnin' next for you!
Baby's named—
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting Chang
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting Chang
Baby's name's—
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting Chang
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting Chang

* Paternity suit

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