Funny title, and very well done...on the "Up" side..Hard to beat..

this stimulated me

Intriguing and as usual, John, verbally facile! I had to look it up to see if it really was a "fly" derivative...close, but it's actually a powder derived from crushed carcases of certain emerald green beetlesin the family Meloidae. The following is from Wikipedia: "Spanish fly, or cantharides as it is sometimes called, is often given to farm animals to incite them to mating.[3] The cantharides excreted in the urine irritate the urethral passages, causing inflammation in the genitals and subsequent priapism. For this reason, Spanish fly has been given to humans for purposes of seduction. It is dangerous since the amount required is minuscule and the difference between the effective dose and the harmful dose is quite narrow. Cantharides cause painful urination, fever, and sometimes bloody discharge. They can cause permanent damage to the kidneys and genitals." (sounds like something to try, AFTER you've started dialysis!)