(The Wolf Man sings:)

Hello Monstah, hello Frankie
I can tell you're kinda cranky
People deem us unexciting
But they say they'll have some fun when we start fighting.

Now our movies don't sell tickets
In the bijou you hear crickets
So they team us in these rallies
And we fight, although you'd think we should be pallies.

Guess the writers got a brainstorm
We'd go at it in a rainstorm
In this creepy, dingy castle
It's a fixer-upper, but who needs the hassle?

What a kooky double-billah
Teaming me with a gorilla
Straps are breaking, you start mauling
Is it me, or do I hear my muddah calling?

Frank-en-stein, don't take this wrong
But I'm inclined, to think you're stronger
Than a wolf, I really might get harmed
So don't you think I should be armed?

Frank-en-stein, I'd estimate
You're six foot nine, that's really great
But I would need, a black belt in kung fu
To beat a moose like you

I'm enjoying this new caper
As you crumple me like paper
Meanwhile I will try to bite you
If I only had some matches I'd ignite you.

Wait a minute, what's that splashing
In between the lightning flashing
Seems a sudden flood has killed us
This is worse than when the bastards second-billed us.