Hello Poo Poo
Hello Pee Pee
I have a bear
On my left knee
He is sitting
Eating honey
And his left nostril is really runny
I ate a giant
Dinner last night
I guess I had
Big uptight
You remember
Jimmy Beaver?
He decided to become a basket weaver
All the monkeys
Are in cages
And the rabbits
Are in rages!
And the head zebra
Wants no fallouts
So he acts large
And lets it all out
Now I don't want
This to frighten you
But my left foot
Is missing its shoe
You remember
The invisible money?
He has now turned into a donkey
Take me away
Oh Poo Poo, Pee Pee
Take me away
I want to leave-ee
Don't leave me
Out in the ocean where
I might
Be attacked by a sea bear
Take me away
I promise I will play music
And clean up if I'm not sick
Oh please don't make me stay
I will even pay
Smelly Poo Poo
Yellow Pee Pee
Please just
Set me free free
Let me go home
I miss love you
And I will even give doves to you
Wait a second
It stopped snowing
Guys are warmer
Girls are rowing
Dancing freely
But still not better
Poo Poo Pee Pee please listen to this letter